Guns are one of the more polarizing topics in America. Most people agree on some kind of restrictions, but there are some who are deadset against even the most basic of rules for machines literally designed to kill other people. To get through to them, I made some arguments that will appeal directly to their love of guns.
-You should have a biometric scanner on your gun that only allows you to shoot it. That way when your friend Terry wants to shoot your new gun you can hand it to him and then watch him get really disappointed and laugh at him.
-Guns are needed in case King George wants to start some shit with America again. What? He's dead? Nevermind then.
-Vigilance from patriots is the only thing that can protect us from terrorism. So march down into Homeland Security and demand they give you a bunch of government guns and that they add you to the list of people who watch out for terrorists, the Terror Watch List.
-Firearms are very dangerous but we need them to protect against fascists like Obama. But if Obama takes our guns, he'll have some pretty dangerous weapons. Better get rid of them before Obama gets his mitts on 'em.
-Guns should be kept out of reach of children. They are always breaking things and guns are pretty expensive.
-We should keep violent offenders from buying guns because supplies are limited and why should that asshole get the gun you want to buy?
-Guns should only be owned by cops and the military. Man, that sounds so cool. We should join the Army so we can shoot things and get paid for it. So cool.
-You should keep your guns in a gun safe. This way if someone breaks into your home, they can't steal your precious guns.